Help Me Please!

I am havin a problem I nid to solve asap!

As y'all know I will b leavin for Pahang in July. For 3 years.

Rite now I have 7 cats.

I nid/hav/want to give up 2 of dem to a better home.

Face it! My family can't take care of 7 cats.

I DO ALL OF DAT!

So if anyone or yourself wants to adopt my cats,

PLS leave a message on my cbox.

Make sure ur email is der so I cld contact you and answer your questions.

Pls do not make fun of my plea! I do not want to deal with people who enjoy makin fun out of other peoples misery! CLEAR?

So if anyone is REALLY interested, leave a message & ur email.

Ur help is really needed.

PS: DO NOT F%#K WITH ME!